Warning: Declaration of theme_settings_object::init() should be compatible with framework_object_ambassador_1::init($settings) in /home/photonbo/public_html/wp-content/themes/parallelus-salutation/framework/theme-settings/object.php on line 0

Warning: Declaration of blog_settings_object::init() should be compatible with framework_object_ambassador_1::init($settings) in /home/photonbo/public_html/wp-content/themes/parallelus-salutation/framework/blog-settings/object.php on line 0

Warning: Declaration of contact_form_settings_object::init() should be compatible with framework_object_ambassador_1::init($settings) in /home/photonbo/public_html/wp-content/themes/parallelus-salutation/framework/contact-form-settings/object.php on line 0

Warning: Declaration of design_settings_object::init() should be compatible with framework_object_ambassador_1::init($settings) in /home/photonbo/public_html/wp-content/themes/parallelus-salutation/framework/design-settings/object.php on line 0

Warning: Declaration of layout_settings_object::init() should be compatible with framework_object_ambassador_1::init($settings) in /home/photonbo/public_html/wp-content/themes/parallelus-salutation/framework/layout-settings/object.php on line 0

Warning: Declaration of sidebar_settings_object::init() should be compatible with framework_object_ambassador_1::init($settings) in /home/photonbo/public_html/wp-content/themes/parallelus-salutation/framework/sidebar-settings/object.php on line 0

Warning: Declaration of slideshow_settings_object::init() should be compatible with framework_object_ambassador_1::init($settings) in /home/photonbo/public_html/wp-content/themes/parallelus-salutation/framework/slideshow-settings/object.php on line 0

Warning: session_start(): Cannot start session when headers already sent in /home/photonbo/public_html/wp-content/themes/parallelus-salutation/framework/utilities/email-functions.php on line 3

Warning: Illegal string offset 'contact_fields' in /home/photonbo/public_html/wp-content/themes/parallelus-salutation/framework/contact-form-settings/saved/demo-settings.php on line 3

Warning: Illegal string offset 'slideshows' in /home/photonbo/public_html/wp-content/themes/parallelus-salutation/framework/slideshow-settings/saved/demo-settings.php on line 3

Warning: Illegal string offset 'layout-options' in /home/photonbo/public_html/wp-content/themes/parallelus-salutation/framework/content-fields/saved/saved-meta-fields.php on line 8

Warning: Illegal string offset 'design-options' in /home/photonbo/public_html/wp-content/themes/parallelus-salutation/framework/content-fields/saved/saved-meta-fields.php on line 12

Warning: Illegal string offset 'media' in /home/photonbo/public_html/wp-content/themes/parallelus-salutation/framework/content-fields/saved/saved-meta-fields.php on line 16

Warning: Illegal string offset 'content-options' in /home/photonbo/public_html/wp-content/themes/parallelus-salutation/framework/content-fields/saved/saved-meta-fields.php on line 20

Warning: Illegal string offset 'background' in /home/photonbo/public_html/wp-content/themes/parallelus-salutation/framework/content-fields/saved/saved-meta-fields.php on line 28

Warning: Illegal string offset 'static-content-options' in /home/photonbo/public_html/wp-content/themes/parallelus-salutation/framework/content-fields/saved/saved-meta-fields.php on line 32

Warning: Illegal string offset 'html-content' in /home/photonbo/public_html/wp-content/themes/parallelus-salutation/framework/content-fields/saved/saved-meta-fields.php on line 36

Warning: Illegal string offset 'content-filters' in /home/photonbo/public_html/wp-content/themes/parallelus-salutation/framework/content-fields/saved/saved-meta-fields.php on line 40

Warning: Use of undefined constant ture - assumed 'ture' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/photonbo/public_html/wp-content/themes/parallelus-salutation/framework/theme-functions/layout-and-design.php on line 142

Warning: Use of undefined constant ture - assumed 'ture' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in /home/photonbo/public_html/wp-content/themes/parallelus-salutation/framework/theme-functions/layout-and-design.php on line 142
Day in the life

Day in the life

Posted by
|

Up early despite being knackered from the previous days new exploits in the gym – I joined and in my first session used the treadmill, reclined bike and the salt water pool.

I had to go to an NHS therapy drop-in clinic. You drop in and wait for a couple of hours, but they at least give you more paperwork to fill in to pass the time. I sit and wait and watch and hope. Hope that this time I’ll get a more senior Physioterrorpist…one with some experience of inflicting medicinal pain. I eventually get lucky as I get the guy wearing a suit, not jogging bottoms. I go through the accident and injuries, which feels like the definition of me at times. Then he starts work in my elbow.

Then I have to rush from NHS physio to the private one, where I get to use my own private pool and then get stabbed with needles, flexed and pulled and scraped with a metal spoon and coconut oil. She also confirms she knows the NHS man in a suit – a senior specialist I’m told. He likes ankles too. “Take your X-rays along and he might give an opinion on that too,” she says.

I arrive back and my ankle feels a bit more free. I do half an hour on the exercise bike and consider a walk in the outside world. I collapse down exhausted on the sofa instead with a mug of tea, order some new Asics trainers as recommended by the physio after she picked up my basic Hitec silver shadows and described what they didn’t do. £101 pounds later I have trainers that do do what she described. They may be the ultimate technological running shoe, but I expect it’ll still hurt to walk a mile in my shoes…

Add a comment

About Photonbox

Photonbox is a portfolio and photography blog of my work and others. The others are the great and the good, shining examples of great photography. My own work by contrast is a soft glow, but practice makes perfect…

Pearl of Wisdom

The more personal you make it, the more universal it becomes. – Diane Arbus
Copyright © 2016 Photonbox